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18 Things Every Man Should Take Out Of His Closet And Burn

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East Bound and Down

Each of the 18 articles of clothing on this list has a place, and that place is a trash can.

Some of them are out of date, some of them were always awful. Either way, with this list we're not asking you to go on a shopping spree for the latest duds.

Quite the contrary, this list is just about doing the absolute bare minimum to look like a modern grownup in 2014.

Tie dye everything

Tie dye T-shirts belong at children's birthday parties (where they are hand made) and the far, far recesses of your memory — a hazy, immature, high school memory.

I hope I'm being clear.

 



Abercrombie and Fitch

Nothing says "I'm an adult" like dressing like you did in 2001.



Tevas

The actual purpose of the Teva as an article of clothing remains unclear. Are they for running? No. Lounging on the beach? Surely there are better shoes for that. Hiking? Wouldn't one want to go with a close-toed shoe for that?

One can only come to the conclusion that these shoes were created to embarrass whoever is wearing them.

And you don't want to embarrass yourself, do you?

 



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