On Friday, Paula Deen was put on the chopping block at the Food Network and fired after admitting she used the N-word.

Instead of talking — which has caused quite the controversy for the Southern TV chef — Deen should have just stuffed her mouth shut with one of her calorie-filled dishes. 

Chocolate pizza, butter cake ice cream, and Krispy Kreme pudding. Welcome to Paula Deen’s recipes, where Candyland gumdrop dreams come to fruition.

If you’ve ever skimmed through the 121 recipe pages on Paula Deen’s website, you’ll come across some ridiculous concoctions.

We’ve skimmed through the more than 3,000 food offerings and picked out 10 of her unhealthiest recipes. 

Get 'em while they're hot.

10. Tastes Like Lasagna Soup

Now, you can take your lasagna on the go. In case, you know, you ever wanted to drink meat and cheese out of a thermos.

9. Peanut Butter Cup Brownie S'mores

Have you ever wanted to ingest a cup of butter? 

When the recipe begins with, “1 cup butter, softened, plus more for baking dish,” we can already feel our arteries clogging. 

8. Cheese on the Cob

Deen tells us this is what summer tastes like:

“Spread a thick layer of mayonnaise on corn, and dust with cheese, chili powder, salt, and pepper.”  

No, Deen. This is what a heart attack feels like.